A father and his 8 year-old son are sitting at a Tim's at around 9 pm, both having hot chocolates, the son having a cruller. The father gestures towards a group of teenagers saying, "when you're older like those kids, you won't want to come home early... you'll want to hang around your friends".
The son looks into his cruller, takes a sip of chocolate, and replies, "nah, I don't think so. I think I'll still hang around with you Dad, only I'll be paying for the hot chocolate".
Tim Horton's at Gordon and Kortright, Guelph. Jan 3rd.